101 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids (Free Printable!)

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These 101 Funny Would You Rather Questions are perfect for a long road trip, classrooms, and a great way for getting to know your child better.

What a fun way to spark conversations with your kids!

You can find all of the Fun Would You Rather Questions in the article below, but you can also find a free printable PDF at the end of the article as well!

According to Family Focus Blog, there are tons of benefits to family bonding including strengthening family ties, improving child’s academic performance, and less behavioral problems.

These Would You Rather Questions (also known as This or That questions) are perfect for family bonding and fun conversation starters.

Our family uses these on road trips and at dinner time! It’s always fun to see what kids choose and why!

Alright! Let’s dive in and explore 101 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids!

101 Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

1. Would you rather be in kindergarten or in 12th grade?
2. Would you rather have really long hair or really long arms?
3. Would you rather be a penguin or a polar bear?
4. Would you rather have a birthday cake or an ice cream cake?
5. Would you rather be super tall or super short?
6. Would you rather be friends with a tiger or an eagle?
7. Would you rather swim everyday or go to the playground every day?
8. Would you rather live on a farm or in a city?
9. Would you rather be able to have super hearing powers or x-ray vision?
10. Would you rather go to a museum or the library?
11. Would you rather go to Disney World or Universal Studios?
12. Would you rather live in Maine or Wisconsin?
13. Would you rather have grapes or an apple?
14. Would you rather have a pet cat or a pet chicken?
15. Would you rather walk to school or ride a camel?
16. Would you rather take a ride in a police car or a fire truck?
17. Would you rather go to the Grand Canyon or the White House?
18. Would you rather have 50 cats or 0 pets?
19. Would you rather live in Europe or Australia?
20. Would you rather read books or ride bikes all afternoon?
21. Would you rather see a unicorn or a dinosaur?
22. Would you rather be really smart or really athletic?
23. Would you rather live in a castle or in a zoo?
24. Would you rather eat pizza everyday or a new food everyday?
25. Would you rather drink soda or juice?
26. Would you rather be a bee or a hornet?
27. Would you rather take a ride in a ski lift or go ice skating?
28. Would you rather visit New York City or Los Angeles?
29. Would you rather be super rich and lonely, or poor with lots of friends?
30. Would you rather have twins or triplets?
31. Would you rather fly in an airplane or a helicopter?
32. Would you rather not have a TV or not have Internet?
33. Would you rather have a lion for a best friend or a dog?
34. Would you rather play video games every day or go to Disneyland once a week?
35. Would you rather eat only ice cream for the rest of your life or pizza?
36. Would you rather be able to read people’s minds or fly?
37. Would you rather eat your favorite food every week or every day?
38. Would you rather be a police officer or a teacher?
39. Would you rather go to a water park or an amusement park?
40. Would you rather eat rotten eggs or a live spider?
41. Would you rather be really good at a board game or really good at playing a musical instrument?
42. Would you rather be a famous singer or the best player on a pro football team?
43. Would you rather eat fast food every day or eat in a nice sit down restaurant twice a week?
44. Would you rather ride on a magic carpet or make 3 wishes from a genie?
45. Would you rather live in the North Pole or Arkansas?
46. Would you rather ride a roller coaster or a ferris wheel?
47. Would you rather be the smartest person in the world or the fastest person in the world?
48. Would you rather have bad breath all the time, or always be on the losing team?
49. Would you rather live in a tree house in the backyard or live on a deserted island?
50. Would you rather have super huge hands or incredibly tiny feet?
51. Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet rhinoceros?
52. Would you rather be super busy all the time, or super bored?
53. Would you rather be the president of the United States or the best athlete on a soccer team?
54. Would you rather eat a live worm or dog food?
55. Would you rather find a magic wand or a hidden treasure chest?
56. Would rather have smelly feet or an extra ear?
57. Would you rather be a shark or an octopus?
58. Would you rather take a bath in pudding or go swimming in a giant bowl of popcorn?
59. Would you rather turn orange when you sneeze or pink when you burp?
60. Would you rather go fishing or go kayaking?
61. Would you rather go to school on Saturdays or stay 1 hour later every week day?
62. Would you rather live in Colorado or Florida?
63. Would you rather have a pet squirrel or a pet deer?
64. Would you rather pop 1,000 balloons or listen to a song on repeat 500 times.
65. Would you rather wash 100 dirty dishes or pick up a million pieces of cereal off the floor?
66. Would you rather eat crocodile or ostrich?
67. Would you rather run 3 miles or jump rope 1 mile?
68. Would you rather have a robot who cleans or a robot who does homework for you?
69. Would you rather be able to swim super fast or stay under water a really long time?
70. Would you rather live at the beach or live in the mountains?
71. Would you rather have a super loud voice or have a really tiny voice?
72. Would you rather be really funny or really smart?
73. Would you rather be a sheep or a pig?
74. Would you rather have 100 frogs in your backyard or 25 dogs in your house?
75. Would you rather live inside a giant pumpkin or a pineapple?
76. Would you rather have a pet wooly mammoth or a pet pterodactyl?
77. Would you rather cut your lawn with scissors or scoop snow off of a mile long driveway?
78. Would you rather be orange or purple?
79. Would you rather be a cat or a dog?
80. Would you rather win a new car or a new house?
81. Would you rather climb the tallest tree in the world or ride the fastest roller coaster?
82. Would you rather have to do everyone’s laundry or wash 20 dogs?
83. Would you rather make random beeping noises when you are hungry or burp super loud?
84. Would you rather own a goat farm or a watermelon farm?
85. Would you rather listen to someone slurp soup for 10 minutes or eat a bug?
86. Would you rather stand in the rain or stand in 10 feet of snow?
87. Would you rather do cartwheels or jumping jacks for 2 hours?
88. Would you rather dip your fries into mustard or relish?
89. Would you rather eat a hamburger on a donut or an ice cream cone?
90. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a giraffe’s long neck?
91. Would you rather dip carrots into chocolate or pizza sauce?
92. Would you rather wait for the bus in the summer heat or wait in the cold of winter?
93. Would you rather take a flamingo roller skating or hang gliding?
94. Would you rather take all the monkeys home from the zoo or all of the zebras?
95. Would you rather play soccer with a mountain goat or a cheetah?
96. Would you rather wear clothing that was 1 size too small or 3 sizes too big?
97. Would you rather ride an elevator up and down all day long or walk the stairs for 3 hours?
98. Would you rather shop for groceries with a panda or get an oil change with a koala?
99. Would you rather be a sloth or a skunk?
100. Would you rather try to build a house from playdough or sand?
101. Would you rather eat pizza with anchovies or hot peppers?

Kids of all ages will enjoy these funny Would you rather questions.

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